The Purple Turtle, about 2.30 this morning. The old beer-stained table has been replaced by a shiny new Garlando. But unfortunately I'm rather out of practice. And it showed in my performances.
According to this sign at Reading College, or TVU, or whatever the hell it's called this week, you don't get fined for parking in the wrong spot. You're just entering into a contract to pay £40 instead. I wonder what a lawyer would have to say about that one.