Ed's Diner

Old Compton Street, Saturday, 7pm. Delicious burger and a stunning milkshake. Just a little pricey at twenty-five quid for two of us. I'm told they have cheese in aerosol form though, and that must be worth something.

Considerate parking

People park on the pavement of my street all the time. But it takes a special kind of dickhead to block this much of the footway when there's plenty of space on the road. I'm bored of squeezing past. Next time I may just swipe off the wing mirror.