Whiteboard

Northern Rock

Northern Rock management say people's money is safe. The people don't seem to believe them.

Drums and things

Beside the Lock up.

Cancer Bats

(From a safe distance)

Top spot

That blurry thing with people on top's the ice cream van. They'll have a good they. 99 anyone?

Best festival food

Ever.

Calippo?

£3! The most expensive ice cream ever.

They must be really hot

After all, it is about 25 degrees.

Albert Hammond Jr...

...and his slightly psychedelic lighting.

Antics at sundown

Interpol playing to the last of the sunshine- cold pint going down well too.

Time for the Park

They're bound to be one of the bands of the weekend.

Pint

Time for a beer I think.

Here we go...

Not half as muddy as we'd been led to believe- though the sun's not shining yet.

Espresso

New coffee pot finally turned up. It's so shiny I don't want to use it!

Crawling through Camden

Jack Penate at the Electric Ballroom last night. Day one of the Camden Crawl, and it's a night of drunken indie kids and queues for the big bands.

No, not the M4

Junction11's new home. (Contrary to the sign, there's no space.)

Check out the sky

I think it's going to be a lovely day.

Dead nice

The cemetery at, er, Cemetery Junction. About 7am this morning. Spooky.

Alcohol free

It doesn't taste anything like Guinness. In fact, it tastes just like Marmite.

Wash 'n' Wax?

Spotted near Burnham station. Clearly there's a shortage of the letter n in the area.

Forbidden

Don't say you weren't warned.

Back of the net

The Purple Turtle, about 2.30 this morning. The old beer-stained table has been replaced by a shiny new Garlando. But unfortunately I'm rather out of practice. And it showed in my performances.

Interesting take on parking tickets

According to this sign at Reading College, or TVU, or whatever the hell it's called this week, you don't get fined for parking in the wrong spot. You're just entering into a contract to pay £40 instead. I wonder what a lawyer would have to say about that one.

Ed's Diner

Old Compton Street, Saturday, 7pm. Delicious burger and a stunning milkshake. Just a little pricey at twenty-five quid for two of us. I'm told they have cheese in aerosol form though, and that must be worth something.

Considerate parking

People park on the pavement of my street all the time. But it takes a special kind of dickhead to block this much of the footway when there's plenty of space on the road. I'm bored of squeezing past. Next time I may just swipe off the wing mirror.